Hello world!

Written at NO #21
Ink illustration: the Lemondrilla gorilla marches through a blizzard of rejection letters holding an angry lemon, a giant door slamming in the sky, his shadow a roaring beast
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Welcome to Lemondrilla 🍋🦍

So yes — this is supposed to be the “Hello world!” post. But let’s be honest: the world isn’t always that friendly. Most of the time, it just says NO and slams the door.

That’s why I built this strange, citrus-soaked corner of the internet.

What is Lemondrilla?
It started as a Hungarian word-monster: lemondás (“resignation”) smashed against a gorilla. Half lemon, half beast. A grotesque mascot for rejection, failure, and the stubborn will to keep writing anyway.

Why am I here?
Because I’m a Hungarian writer and poet trying to carve out a voice internationally. I wanted a place to share not just successes, but the whole absurd process:

  • the rejections,
  • the near-misses,
  • the pulp and the rage.

What can you expect?

  • Grotesque reflections on writing and rejection.
  • Updates from my own publishing journey (yes, including the shameful pile of rejection slips).
  • Shameless self-promotion, because the beast insists on it.The gorilla: I do insist. I also handle the shame. Division of labour.
  • Maybe a laugh, maybe a bruise, maybe both.

Lemondrilla isn’t about giving up. It’s about squeezing every bitter fruit the world throws at me, and somehow making it into words.

So welcome. Grab a lemon, dodge a gorillaThe gorilla: Nobody dodges the gorilla. Ask any editor who has ever sent him a form letter., and stay tuned.

When life gives you rejection… unleash the Lemondrilla.

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